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bippity boppity boo

I have no idea why I chose this title, but there you go. So, here you go:Robyn and I enjoyed the sunshine yesterday and walked nearly 3 miles. My body protested, of course. But this morning, I woke up...

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hey ho!

This song will cheer you up on a rainy day like today. OMG it is soooo damn dreary. I can't wait til tomorrow, where the weather is supposed to match my sunshiny disposition. Okay, here's another song...

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happy friday...and finally we have some sun!!

Hey gang! Yay for FRIDAY!And Yay for SUNSHINE!There will be lots of yard work this weekend, me and ol' John Deere are going to start seeing each other on a regular basis again. (Don't tell Jefe. He...

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A weekend of sunshine and awesome.

I posted my Week 1 of 12 update at FCR this morning. Also there's a fantastic baked or grilled salmon recipe included. Go forth and enjoy.What a lovely weekend. I managed to mow for a couple of hours...

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feelin' SASSY!

I'm talking about motivation, failure and success at FCR today. Go forth and read.I thought I was going to gnaw my arm off yesterday afternoon around 4:30. I've been eating a ton of protein, but I...

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Honestly? What is wrong with people?

Look. I get it. There's humor in everything. I can make fun of my State-sized ass. I can tease my skinny friends out of love and envy. I can take a joke... But I'm a grown-ass woman who is comfortable...

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a melfellaneous mish mash

So, the big 'controversial' news this week is that the AP Stylebook has removed the term "illegal immigrant" and officially replaced it with "undocumented immigrant." Good.You know why it's good?...

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weekend wrap up

El Jefe and I spent Friday afternoon at Pinnacle mountain walking the dogs and having a generally fantastic day.Saturday, we met my friend from Oxford, Rhonda, and her pals for breakfast in the...

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blog post #2: For Lynne

In my previous post today, I neglected to mention the most wonderful and generous and lovely gift I received this weekend.My dollar store beer koozie.Thank you, Lynne. Please forgive my oversight. I...

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let me catch you up on very important things

1.  I haven't felt well off and on for a month of so. Tired. Neck pain. Headaches. I blamed the pollen and I just picked myself up by the bootstraps and marched on.Until this week when I was taken down...

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get 'em, blue!

I hope everyone in Boston and surrounding areas remain safe and secure while the city is on lockdown. I hope they catch all assholes involved. I'm so proud they found them so quickly. Stay safe, and...

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Hey it's Monday! Please pass the Advil

Or something stronger if you've got it.I woke with a migraine this morning. Haven't had one in a while. I think the bleach I used yesterday afternoon must have triggered it. Either way, I don't look so...

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It's a bright, bright, sunshiny day!

You're welcome for the ear worm.It is actually a beautifully bright and sunshiny day here in The Rock. I'm happy to say that Marissa and I will be walking outside instead of at the gym. This is a good...

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Ruby and I want it to be warm again.

We want thisNot this:So thanks for the rain last night, Mother Nature, but we'd like our 70 degree weather back. I understand you have plans to dip into the 30s in some places in Arkansas tonight....

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and then it was Thursday and the world rejoiced.

Before I get to my blog-of-nothing today, I posted this on FCR yesterday afternoon. I swear, I could have written this article.PROJECT BENDYPANTS: PRACTICING YOGA WHILE FATI've been wanting to get back...

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things that make me...

Sad:George Jones died today. This song still makes me tear up. RIP George. If there's a heaven, I hope you're partying your ass off like the rock star you are! (and like you used to do...without...

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Hey Ho! It's Monday!

I don't know about y'all, but I had a pretty fantastic weekend.First off, we had driving lessons #2 and #3 this weekend. Rader did great! He's becoming a pro!We're practicing at Burns Park, so we took...

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feeling goofy

I'm extremely excited about date night tonight! YAY!Here's my favorite baseball picture that I took in June 2010. The storm came and went and we got to watch the game pretty much all by ourselves!When...

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in the world of WTF?

Look. I get it. I'm funny. I joke a lot. I'm sexy and awesome and have lots of fun. People dig me.So, when you friend me on FB and ask me just how "liberal and open are you?" and then proceed to...

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Good? vibrations...

I must be putting off some kind of weird vibe or pheromone this week. Seriously. The creepers are coming out of the woodwork! And it's not just me...several of my friends have had weird creeper...

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yo. whassup? nothin' much over here

Except for my gross swollen arm from a spider bite.Stupid spiders. No wonder I hate you so much.So here I am, back on antibiotics. Thankfully, just one day of the antibiotic cream and the swelling and...

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ketchup.

As in, let's "ketchup"!Ugh. that was horrible. And now I want fries.First off, happy belated mother's day to all the moms who don't suck.Check out my awesome Mother's Day gift that my cool boys got for...

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weighing in

I have resisted this topic as long as possible. I'm angry. I'm hurt. I'm furious. And I'm ready to bomb.com the ugliest man on earth.It's like Gary Busey and Bif from BACK TO THE FUTURE had a hate orgy...

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School's OUT FOR SUMMER

congratulations Rader Patric on making it to your Sophomore year. Momma's a little proud of her Gomer.

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BITCHIN FICTION

For the time being, you can find me here: http://bitchinfiction.wordpress.comI'm working on redirecting all my website pages there, but if you come to my blog directly you will not see anything current...

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